Funny how you think you’re friends with someone on the outside but it turns out all they do is talk shit about you to others. Funny how even the smallest things in college apparently can be made into lies and stretched. Funny how your life is so pathetic and worthless that you have to stoop low enough to put other people down through lies and stories. Funny how apparently just thinking...
Anonymous asked: <p>How many present are for you under your tree?</p>
Anonymous asked: <p>tommorows christmas eve :D</p>
(ron sticks out like a sore thumb)
Anonymous asked: <p>This isn’t in your FACK (FAQ): Why are you so amazing?</p>
Hmmm. Which $40 t-shirt will most convey my contempt for consumer culture,...– hehe #firstworldproblems
My kid was learning about the Resurrection in Sunday school last weekend, and he...– mhmmmmmm
I’m not sure which percentage I am, because I was always really bad at math.– bahahahaha